Lets start with the police: As you know, we had our 9 meter kite stolen. Well the insurance will cover the loss, but we need a police report and a receipt (very simple). The kite school produced the receipt in less then 5 minutes (nice). We then walked to the police station and made our report.
We explained the incident to a very nice but quiet police officer. He made little outward sign that he understood our story very well so we kept simplifying our English and slow down our speech to help him write the report. Once he was done writing we read what he wrote and it was a beautiful concise statement, much better than the broken English we were using to explain the situation. Another good reality check. He said we could come back to pick up the report in a few hours.
So, 3 hours later we walk back to the station. The officer is holding the report BUT!!! We have to first pay 1 US dollar to get it. Unfortunately the dollar can only be paid on the other side of town, in an office with no sign, and oh yeah it is closed till tomorrow. No problem, tomorrow comes and we pay 1 US dollar to take a trike (taxi) to the office to pay the 1 US dollar (a bit confusing isn't it). The office is on lunch break BUT will open in 10 minutes. 10 minutes pass, BUT only an official representative of the mayor can take our 1 US dollar and give the receipt to get the form for the insurance, the official rep. is not to be found. So we take a seat to wait. During this time the four employees take turns talking, texting, smashing pistachio nuts, putting on make up, brushing hair, smoking, and walking in and out of the mayor office (were the official rep. is most likely sleeping under the desk and not to be disturbed for 1 US dollar). So we wait and wait, then the girl who has been brushing her hair for 40 minutes walks into the mayors office, takes our money, and gives us the receipt. We run from the office before the red tape should lengthen. We pay one more dollar to get back to the police station. The end!
Now to the beach!!! Our hard work is finally starting to pay off! If a picture is worth 1000 words, watch these videos of Leah. You may wonder why there are no videos of Rob... Well he is filming Leah for one thing, and for another, most of his time is spent underwater, not on top.
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